: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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