your room smells of hookers.
And success
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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