If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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