problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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