Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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