Non-Jews are for practice
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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