Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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