My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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