My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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