we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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