Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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