you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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