she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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