and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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