How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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