dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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