Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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