i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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