But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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