so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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