Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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