Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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