There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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