My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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