You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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