Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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