wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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