What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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