her vagine was all disorganized.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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