Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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