some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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