why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
bring money and cleavage
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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