yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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