He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My penis needs a shock collar
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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