bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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