can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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