Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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