that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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