Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
not ubering you a puppy
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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