Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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