i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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