can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just had sex bonerless
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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