I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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