he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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