a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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