What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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