Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
