No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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