rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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