your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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