I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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