i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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