she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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