i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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