he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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