I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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