since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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